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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor:You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman:Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor:Denise.
Woman:Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor:Denephew.
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81356
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5 hours ago

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

egifany:

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29742
Posted
1 day ago

ā€œI’m surrounded by idiots.ā€

(Source: peetarue, via greenbear92)

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1 day ago
laughingstation:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

laughingstation:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

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1 day ago